just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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