if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I love you.
Bad choice
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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