I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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