you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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