I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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