dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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