Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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