my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
