And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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