I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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