Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he was CRYING into my vagina
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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