Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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