so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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