It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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