enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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