Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Text me some of your sweat
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