apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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