Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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