Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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