Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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