Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
do nipples grow back?
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