I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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