Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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