Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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