they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Quick, to the slutcave!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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