Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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