I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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