I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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