Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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