I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
