Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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