the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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