she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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