just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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