Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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