I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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