Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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