white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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