all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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