Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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