i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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