I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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