Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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