What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She's the barista slut.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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