Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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