We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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