He is such a slut. More and more my type.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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