It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just had sex on a roof
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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