rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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