You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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