my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
BRING THE BAGELS
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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