How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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