I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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